Britney Spears existing the Top Ten list on Letterman Tuesday night sitting on a desk and wearing a black bikini. Making four days in a row we’re seeing Brit Brit without much clothes on, and it’s a good thing too, some of our female staffs needed someone to feel superior over.
at least, here’s the Britney Spears’top 10 list:
10.I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistble scent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy.”
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice president Diddy.
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.
