Thursday, July 16, 2009

Top 10 Replacement Sweethearts


Lately, it seems there's been an influx of celebrity breakups - and we think it's sad. What good is being rich and famous if you're alone? In sympathy for our celeb friends, we donned our matchmaker hats to think of some romantic suggestions for recently single stars -- we'll see which end up calling their publicists to snag some digits! Check out our list of ten replacement honeys:
Rachel Hunter:

The beautiful pale supermodel and reality television star recently broke it off with fiance Jarret Stoll. We know that Leonardo Dicaprio has a thing for models...maybe Hunter should give Leo a call during an 'off' point in his on-again, off-again relationship with model Bar Rafaeli!

Jessica Simpson:

Ahead of quarterback Tony Romo, Simpson had been in relationships with Nick Lachey and John Mayer. Maybe it's time for Simpson to take a look near the baseball diamond for her new .
Kim Cattrall:
The 'Sex and the City' star recently split up with her younger chef boyfriend. Fortunately for Cattrall, Daniel Radcliffe recently revealed in an interview that he's into dating older women. It's a match made in franchise heaven!

Edward Furlong: Actor Edward Furlong divorced from wife Rachel Bella earlier this month after three years of marriage. Previously, the 'Terminator 2' actor was involved with Paris Hilton. Might be time to give her a call!

Jarret Stoll:
Since Stoll had the audacity to cancel his marriage to model Rachel Hunter by e-mailing their guest list that the wedding was off, we're thinking he needs someone pretty stern to keep tabs on him. Maybe the sultry Megan Fox could teach the NHL athlete a thing or two.

Nick Lachey:

Relationships don't seem to work out for the cutie crooner. After his divorce from Jessica Simpson, he began dating TV personality Vanessa Minnillo, and the couple recently split up after a three-year affair. Maybe he should stick with other pop stars, like Pussycat Dolls stunner Nicole Scherzinger.

Vanessa Minnillo:The former Miss Teen USA and TV personality would be an awesome match for 'Entourage' star Adrian Grenier, so long as she can deal with his emerging playboy status!

Bradley Whitford: The West Wing' star recently split from his wife of 17 years, Jane Kaczmarek. Maybe a hot single 'cougar' like Teri Hatcher would help ease the pain!

Jane Kaczmarek:The 'Malcom in the Middle' actress might learn a trick or two by taking a page out of Demi Moore's book and going for a hot, young actor. Maybe even it-boy actor Shia LaBeouf, if those rumors about him and Megan Fox prove false!
Billy Joel:
The 60-year-old piano man may have a thing for dating younger women, as his ex Katie Lee Joel is 27. Maybe his next sweetheart could be Lauren Conrad. Her parents would probably love him.

SpongeBob: A hit from square one, and still cleaning up

Following Hellebore’s idea for a naifish animated wipe and his underwater friends was given the go-ahead by Nickelodeon; the former marine biologist figured it still might sink to the Bikini base of failed TV comics.

"That’s a show about a sponge — I thought we'd get one season," says the SpongeBob Square Pants author, still a bit surprised as the show marks its 10th anniversary with more than 50 hours of weekend encoding, including 11 new episodes, starting Friday night at 8 ET/PT. "We've been timely."

TRIVIA: Sponge Bob Square Pants, in a clamshell

TIMELINE: Sponge Bob’s bubbling along for 10 years

Sponge Bob has been the top-ranked animated show among preteens since 2002 — it still frequently draws 3.5 million-plus total viewers — and now airs in 170 overseas markets. The so-square-he's-cool fry cook is also a marketing icon, with $8 billion in sales and licensing fees.

"You kind of knew it was individual," says Nickelodeon president Cyma Zarghami, who was between the Nick execs who screened the 1999 pilot. "It bust the creative shape."

Kendra Wilkinson obtains a jolt from Being Pregnant

Kendra Wilkinson's baby strike is a-bump in'.

The newlywed and E! Reality star got a little taste of what's to come as her pregnancy growth. She felt her kid boot for the first time Monday.

"That was so crazy," she exposed on Tuesday at the sight Style Studio in L.A. "I was just sitting there and then all of a unexpected, bam! I was like, that wasn't gas!"

Naturally, the delighted mom-to-be wasted no time getting in touch with her hubby, Hank Baskets, to share the thrilling news.

"Hank is in Phoenix, and I called him right away and was like, 'I just felt it kick for the first time.' I just researched on the Internet if you can feel it boot this early. I'm four months and one week right now, and it said I can, so it's extreme!"

Check out our Kendra's Childhood Moments gallery. You know, just for, um, kicks!