Susan Boyle before now Bigger Than Whitney Houston

Whitney Houston, the Beatles and Jay-Z have to step aside. Susan Boyle is the new queen bee of the album charts.

Too bad no one will get to hear her record until Nov. 24.

Britain's Got Talent's undeniable breakout star—whether she won the grand prize or not—is nearly three months from the release of her debut album, yet, thanks to presales, stands at the very top of Amazon.com's best-seller list.

Houston's comeback album, reissues of the Fab Four's classics, Jay-Z's Blueprint 3 and even the soundtrack for New Moon are eating her dust.

Talk about dreaming a dream!

Jessica Simpson endeavors to do airstrip

Jessica Simpson was dotted doing a bit of modeling at the Ozlem Suer catwalk show in Paris on Thursday.

The singer exhibited the refined poise and grace of a Southern waitress as she strutted her stuff on the catwalk.

Though not model material, I have to give A for effort.

Rihanna act Grace Jones for Italian fashion

Here’s Rihanna’s looking fierce in the upcoming issue of Vogue Italia.

Celebrity line of the Day

“I fundamentally read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe. I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality – or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.”

Aubrey O’Day ought to just shut up now

Aubrey O’Day is tranquil effecting to defend her previous comment, when the dumb fuck doll said “Hitler and Castro is Brilliant” men.

Says Aubrey:

“Murderers and dictators generally are some of the smartest people out there – they just use their brain power for evil purposes. I don’t condone any of their evil behavior, but I was asked about their intellectual firepower… and in my opinion you can’t have a low IQ and wreck [sic] that much havoc on the world. What Hitler succeeded in doing, was deplorable… And I hope we never see such an abusive use of power again.”

And about having met Castro while she was still in college:

“I was a college student on a program called Semester at Sea, through that program chosen political science students attended a half day seminar of Fidel Castro and his thoughts on basically everything except Cuba’s relationship with the US, lol. It was very interesting.”

Aubrey, went to college??